Knob

Plug-ugly geezer who is also being a total git

What an Airy-Fairy Knob that Prat Joey is...

by mPotatoLord September 5, 2023

Knob

A common insult among British people. Refers to the head of a p*nis, and is used to call someone as such. Usually not seen as particularly offensive.

"Hey, did you hear about Danny? He tried simping for a girl and fell over."

"What a knob."

by __Speedster__ June 23, 2020

knob

jake paul

jake paul is a knob

by sophiel August 21, 2017

knob sack

A massive set of bollocks used as an insult in British culture

A massive set of bollocks on you lad

Guy-1 hey did you see what Matt has
Guy-2 no I haven’t what is it
Guy-1 he’s got a massive knob sack

by Haydon 08 August 13, 2023

Corn on the knob

When a male eats corn for supper and then takes a shit and doesn't wipe good so when the man get head he leaves some corm on his penis and balls so it is corn on the knob

Thomas doesn't wipe very good after he takes a shit and his girlfriend is gonna get to perform corn on the knob

by Facia February 26, 2019

knob elf

A knob elf is a person who has no friends and smells yucky. They usually are created through sedation after an occurrence of surgical maneuvers on a human. Knob elf’s suck at fortnite

Ryan Looks like a knob elf.

by Faze JrogerZ February 22, 2019

Knob Shower

"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.

Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?

Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.

Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!

by Dominitus August 11, 2016