Knob

Knob (nob) ; small bowldering ball like handle usually on a door but could also be a growth on a plant or human body part.

He is a knob (nob), everyone has had a turn.

by Civilized Layer July 5, 2020

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Get the Knobmug.

Corn on the knob

When a male eats corn for supper and then takes a shit and doesn't wipe good so when the man get head he leaves some corm on his penis and balls so it is corn on the knob

Thomas doesn't wipe very good after he takes a shit and his girlfriend is gonna get to perform corn on the knob

by Facia February 26, 2019

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Get the Corn on the knobmug.

cading your knob

Spending endless hours designing non-matching 3D-printed replacement parts for household items while neglecting your family

looks like shit, tom. i already ordered the replacement. thanks for spending 10 hours cading your knob instead of raising your children

by jadell telly January 25, 2025

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Get the cading your knobmug.

this knob

A retort to a statement, particularly a taunting remark, indicating jovial displeasure with the person

Kevin: I finally got around to trying the Gillette Mach3 razor, it works really well.
Mike: So there's no razor burn on your nuts?
Kevin: This knob!

by Mike December 26, 2004

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Get the this knobmug.

An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.

Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"

Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"

by The Poison Dwarf August 3, 2010

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