Horny. Craving sex with an individual. Jones (crave) for your bones (body). Dying to jump your bones.
by Russell J. Colwell May 9, 2006
Get the jones for your bones mug.The misdirected rage generated by fans of a particular character when that character is killed off or replaced by someone else. Often the rage prevents them from giving a fair opinion of the new character. Originates from the BBC series Doctor Who, when fan favorite Rose Tyler was replaced with Martha Jones.
Example #1
“I hate Martha Jones so much!”
“Why?”
“Because she isn’t Rose Tyler!”
Example #2
“I hate Clara Oswin Oswald!”
“Why?”
“Because she isn’t Rory and Amy!”
“That’s the Martha Jones effect.”
“I hate Martha Jones so much!”
“Why?”
“Because she isn’t Rose Tyler!”
Example #2
“I hate Clara Oswin Oswald!”
“Why?”
“Because she isn’t Rory and Amy!”
“That’s the Martha Jones effect.”
by flashwildecard January 3, 2014
Get the The Martha Jones Effect mug.The unspeakable riches of a powerful Nigger Pirate that terrorized the Cape of Storms in Southern Africa. Nobody speaks of this treasure, because it's said that if anyone finds it the world will be overcome with niggerdom due to the unimaginable amount of treasure he possessed.
by Spatshulitsa February 24, 2011
Get the Jiggaboo Jones Locker mug.A "Christian" university in the south. Attended and supported by narrow minded legalistic disgraces to christianity. Known for being intolerant of any conflicting views. Seeks to isolate itself from "the world", meaning; music with a beat, modern clothing, literature, media, and anything related to youth culture. They keep their students in line with subtle suggestions that they just might not make it to heaven because a true Christain wouldnt do _____.
by Zen February 17, 2005
Get the Bob Jones University mug.Noun; Commonly a description of a person that is an acquaintance or someone you don't know very well but is truly a natural born asshole. Normally employed when speaking of someone who is more than deserving of being called a total f*#ing asshole but you won't dignify them by even using their name.
Did you hear the way that Doctor A. spoke to that nurse? Well yes, agreed she is lazy heifer, but he is just another Jack-Ass Jones!!
by FlyGirl November 13, 2013
Get the Jack-Ass Jones mug.A orange,red and purple popsicle frozen together and then inserted deep into the male rectum causing immediate melting out of the asshole.
Victoria, Roberta and I took turns drinking a polar jones rainbow out of Fred's ass last night, talk about nummy!!
by RVJ forever again May 4, 2019
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