Blood Joint

A collection of marihuana thats consits of one's own personal stash, and is obtained from a source of known violence, much like a blood diamond. This phrase can only be used within unison of a joint styled form of smoking.

Much more vague varieties can be used for same effect: blood pot, blood tree, blood choad, blood blunt, etc, ...

"Yo! I just rolled this fuckin' joint with some shittly doo da mexican herb! Want some, you butt-plug?" -Anonymous

"Na, I don't want none of your shitty Blood Joint, you shit-headed ass clown." -You

by ProphetOfTheGoat October 20, 2011

Harmonica joint

A certain of joint-rolling called a "flaming backflip" (you can look this up anywhere) cuts a hole along the paper, so you must inhale through the hole instead of through the roach. The result looks as though the smoker is playing a harmonica

try to roll a flaming backflip. it will probably turn into a harmonica joint. you tube the flaming backflip.

by lost1516 December 18, 2011

Logan Joiner

That one ginger kid that is always just there in the background.

Dude there's a Logan Joiner lurking out by your car
Hey did that Logan Joiner just take your wallet?
Dude that Logan Joiner just shit on my car!!

by CarlZeiss June 16, 2012

piss joint

1. An almost solely British term for a bar, pub, or tavern.

2. When used in different context, a term for a unfavorable
position, disgusting, crappy place or situation, such as a filthy restaurant, a bad match on a video game, or horrid experience while doing most anything.

3. A bathroom.

The word "piss" meaning something disgustingly awful, and "joint" meaning location or event.

(British) "Oi, where's the nearest piss joint?"

"Screw this place, it's a total piss joint. Let's get outa here."

"Forget it, man. That place's a piss joint!"

"Hey guys, I gotta make a visit to the piss joint, be right back.

by Shakesfear October 20, 2012

Bumb joint

Phrase used in DC to describe an ugly, whack, or bama ass girl or boy.

Girl you ain't like that, bitch you a bumb joint.

by uptdc4life August 26, 2013

Taint Joint

The Taint Joint is something only passed off upon someone in ill will. Marijuana is rolled into a cigarette also commonly know as a joint, later the joint is placed along the taint, secured for a time underneath the sweaty scrotum. Later this joint is given to an unsuspecting victim who in turn later smokes your sweaty taint grease.

I was really pissed at them, so I slipped them a Taint Joint.

by Bob~Da~Builder January 11, 2014

high jinx

The act of simply getting your feline friend completely stoned.( named after jinx the cat from meet the parents)

Yo, i just totally high jinx'd my cat, lol.

by dick jokeington October 2, 2014