Johnny Bench Called

In other words, an "old catcher". As in someone whose old and takes it in the ass.

Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".

As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.

Archer catches his mother having phone sex.

Conversation ensues.

Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.

by MontgomeryBrogan January 31, 2010

johnny boy

A johnny boy was the guy who always used to like disco music in the seventies whereas other guys were into rock or punk or reggae. Characterised by perfect hair that was too perfect, wide flared trousers, preferably side-pocket baggies and shirt collars the size and shape of Concorde's wingspan, they used to hang round in groups at nightclubs trying to pretend they were classy cocksmiths when everyone, the girls included, always thought they were prize wankers

Johnny boy, he was a johnny boy and he couldn't even care

by cherryeater September 6, 2010

Johnny

Often a player, 6 feet tall, gets all the big BOOBAS, popular kid and the center of the universe.

how can we compete with min, he is a johnny

by itsBlackNight March 18, 2021

Crying Johnny

Noun: The act of extremely injuring (whether shooting, stabbing, etc.) someone in their penis/groin.
Noun (Second Usage): The injury that has occurred after being extremely injured in the penis/groin area.

"I asked him not to mess with me, but he ended up regretting doing so when I gave him a crying johnny."

by Bucko702 September 29, 2012

johnny rotten

a fart that leaves a lingering smell

dave (farts)
steve: fuck me dave, lay off the curry. that's a right johnny rotten

by mab7689 February 10, 2009

Johnny On The Spot

A perfectly located restroom; port-a-potty.

Oh, that johnny on the spot really helped. I couldn't have driven another mile!

by Refinnej September 2, 2005

johnny bananas

A cast member on MTVs the challenge who has the most wins and the most money. Usually loves to form a strong alliance and stir the pot. Everyone even Jimmy Fallon loves him!

Hey who won the challenge on mtv last season? Oh it’s your boy Johnny Bananas!

by Cguyiscool November 29, 2017