by AndersonProductions August 30, 2023
Get the Jacob Anderson mug.A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
by MantleLikesKids January 4, 2023
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Get the Timothy Jacob mug.A person who can be really stubborn sometimes but then also be really sweet. He will do anything you ask him to and offer unasked help. He will also act like a little kid when he gets excited about something and is always very forgetful. He will still be very romantic, caring, handsome while having funny attributes.
by Mexican Cougar May 9, 2023
Get the Jacob Noelcke mug.is perfect in every single way. his smile is very contagious. his eyes are easy to get lost in. you could listen to his laugh forever. his voice is so calming.his hair is so nice. you would fall inlove with him in a milisecond. he is very smart, funny, sporty, kind, loving and he can bring a smile to your face without even trying. he would never make you do anything you don’t want to do and will listen to you whenever. He’s someone who you will regret losing. the most beautiful and amazing person to have in your life.
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by YourMumsNickers August 31, 2020
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Get the Jacob the fish mug.They are the best couple people ooks at them as the mum and dad of the group they tend to not take anything too seriously and just giggle at everything. Although when they need to be they can be very serious but, they dont let the serious situations go on for too long. They also never argue just bicker! Its the best relationship you could want. Jacob doesnt realise how attractive he is but lily is there to remind him that he is.Honestly couldnt get a better relationship. Jacob is also really protective and stops Lily from getting in bad situations
by coolestplayer July 27, 2021
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