My stepbrother-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the stepbrother-in-lawmug. by Drumming Ginger September 22, 2017
Get the Law-Dawgmug. Guy 1: "Did you see that catch? How he held onto that ball was crazy!"
Guy 2: "Must've learned from your mom. She had a grip on my balls last night."
Gut 1: "Seriously? Pulling Junior's Law at a football game? Just wrong."
Guy 2: "Suck a dick."
Guy 2: "Must've learned from your mom. She had a grip on my balls last night."
Gut 1: "Seriously? Pulling Junior's Law at a football game? Just wrong."
Guy 2: "Suck a dick."
by Lilbigwill08 October 18, 2016
Get the Junior's Lawmug. IPRED is a stupid law which arrived the first April in Sweden, the law allows the Swedish government look through your mail, your internet history and various stuff. The law is mostly used to catch bitTorrent-uploaders and pedophiles. The law is mostly nothing to worry about.
Jorgen: I'm afraid I will get caught if I upload this new movie to ThePirateBay.
Greta: No worries, the IPRED Law isn't much to worry about.
Greta: No worries, the IPRED Law isn't much to worry about.
by ipren-mannen November 23, 2010
Get the IPRED Lawmug. The woman who doesn’t come to your wedding because she has more important things to do, yet expects you to pay for half of her wedding and will upend the entire family unless she gets her way. She is usually supported by your mother-in-law who somehow always takes her side in every possible argument.
Your sister-in-law thinks she’s entitled to you paying for half her wedding yet she has the audacity to not even come to your wedding.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020
Get the Sister-in-lawmug. In a group of friends a guy can only make a move on one female friend in that group. If it goes badly he can't try again or move onto a different friend in that group, its up to the woman to make any future moves after a guys uses his one chance. Women can do what they like as the supersede Gurneys law
Mike: hey dude I'm thinking of hooking up with jenny
Steve: No way man you had your chance with Claire, you don't want to go breaking Gurneys law!
Steve: No way man you had your chance with Claire, you don't want to go breaking Gurneys law!
by Didymograptus Gurneyii May 21, 2016
Get the Gurneys Lawmug. Simons law was created by Simon Roberts (me)
And is that every combination of letters that isn’t a word is a number as there are a limited amount of words and an unlimited amount of numbers so numbers has to take every space of every available combinations. This means that “gshvsvsbeiaoqowibshwiaoxjsbsbixSjjwbwjdjnsbuxjebshixdnebebebebebsbsusjjsbsbdjxidosplwbbrbridoxnwbwjaosixjbebsjdjdhcbkeowoakdbbdjdisbsndbdbdbdbdbdbidjsnsbdbdbbdhdhdiw“ is a number just like one or one hundred or a billion but wayyyyyyyy past the highest number that we know of (googolplex) (10^1(100 zeros) this means that numbers over a googolplex that haven’t been invented are free to make so... GO HAM
And is that every combination of letters that isn’t a word is a number as there are a limited amount of words and an unlimited amount of numbers so numbers has to take every space of every available combinations. This means that “gshvsvsbeiaoqowibshwiaoxjsbsbixSjjwbwjdjnsbuxjebshixdnebebebebebsbsusjjsbsbdjxidosplwbbrbridoxnwbwjaosixjbebsjdjdhcbkeowoakdbbdjdisbsndbdbdbdbdbdbidjsnsbdbdbbdhdhdiw“ is a number just like one or one hundred or a billion but wayyyyyyyy past the highest number that we know of (googolplex) (10^1(100 zeros) this means that numbers over a googolplex that haven’t been invented are free to make so... GO HAM
by DeepppppmannnnnnnnSimon January 12, 2021
Get the Simon’s lawmug.