beard water

Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.
"Ugh, gross, beard water! Did you wipe your face?"
by Liz by way of jim June 09, 2012
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Burnt water

Twice boiled water. Overboiled
Did you burn the water, it's so hot.
I boiled it twice, burnt water!
by Tru3St0ries August 11, 2017
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Water Shy

The inability to urinate like a normal person in a pool, ocean, water slide, or other relevant body of water.
My brother Alex was water shy. He had to go to the bathroom rather than pee in the lazy river like a normal person.
by EmperorAjay September 05, 2016
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Hot Water

A term used for pissing warmly and moist on anybody or anything.
Dude I gave my girlfriend a hot water and she smelled like piss for a week.
by christiandefinitions February 10, 2019
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Treading waters

Is before becoming out of control , one step from becoming a habitual line crosser
by Carabear77 March 26, 2015
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Brown water

Slang for most types of aged whiskey.
by Polybiussquare March 10, 2016
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Water Cougar

A name given to the species of cougar that treads small pools of water, preferably chlorinated indoor pools.

The Water Cougar preys on fully developed, but somewhat less matured species of homosapien and is usually spotted doing a(n)erobic exercises in an attempt to lure in their highly vigilant and fully aware "prey".

Their attempts are most always futile although no record has been taken as to whether anyone has fallen into their traps.
Athlete: "I think I sprained my ankle the other day, now I have to go do a low impact workout in the water."

Cautious Athlete: "Oh man, you best be on the watch for those Water Cougars, they feed on your very looks."

Athlete: "thanks for the heads up"
by Snuffalumpagus December 18, 2009
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