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Human Meat Container 

Why the fuck are you looking this up
Why are you looking up "Human Meat Container" on urban dictionary. What is wrong with you
Human Meat Container by MindLockAERO September 11, 2023

Human Nunchucks 

When two butt plugs are attached to each other with a chain then are inserted rectally.
Both of you get on your knees next to each other, I'm going to turn you into human nunchucks.

If we can find two butt plugs we could attach them to each other by a chain and turn those girls we met tonight into human nunchucks.
Human Nunchucks by ClapSomeCheeks October 8, 2023

human furnace 

When you get into bed with your partner especially on a cold night and you can feel the heat radiating off their body, making for extra cosy warm snuggles to get yourself nice and toasty.
"You're my personal human furnace."
human furnace by orangeplum. October 23, 2023

super human satchle 

A satchle in which one can store various lethal weapons
Much like the Arch of the Covinent, the super human satchle contains power which the human race cannot comprehend...

buzzin' human 

Term used to describe someone who has unusual body features or mannerisms/behaviour, which contribute to them being an all round weird one. You will often find yourself humoured by the particular person just upon mere observation.
look at Caz's face mate, he is one buzzin' human
buzzin' human by mario@glos September 5, 2010

Rancid human

Someone who’s acts are frankly disgusting, ie wearing lonsdale trainers and tracksuit bottoms, not washing their hands after a dump. They normally are from The fens.
Like at him he’s just took a dump and not washed his hands, what a rancid humanBet he’s a tough smoker from the fens.