Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022

Boss hogs

A massive pair of breasts on a woman

Hey Stayve, check out the boss hogs on that broad

by dubstyle69 October 12, 2019

hog girl

a girl who’s gross and proud of it. she eats the food in her hair and and has candy wrappers in her bed.

It’s Hog Girl Summer.

by girlgamerxd November 2, 2022

Hog on a plate

Slang for a female offering up her vagina for intercourse in hopes to conceive a child.

I was the one to tell your momma to put her hog on a plate , you digg?????

by Big Daddy Larron April 24, 2016

Hogs

A dopey boy with a bellybutton piercing around his neck

silly hogs

by Wilky04 February 16, 2023

Irish Road Hog

When you grab the balls and proceed to twist powerfully, slow but very painful

My girlfriend gave me the Irish Road Hog last night.

by Dbsb3272Globeabb August 25, 2021

Hog Hunter

Male who enjoys using dating apps frequently and gets lots of matches but only interacts and chases the hogs (slightly or fully chubby girls who love getting porked) and then proceeds to invite them to his crib and give them a royal porking and treat them like shit and if the women isn’t using birth control they are forced to abort the baby

“Oh Hey Pearcey you’re such a hog hunter, that girl you porked last night was a fucking beast”

by GeneralHogman1 January 7, 2024