Guitar

Just a 6 strings bass

Your guitar is a ruined bass

by BASS NATION KEEPER August 20, 2019

Guitar Center

Guitar Stores in which Stairway to Heaven is banned

I went to Guitar Center and played Stairway to Heaven and I was kicked out

by Fat Dog 69 August 24, 2019

Geitad

To be told by the guy you have a thing with that y'all should be "just friends" in a weak-ass text message even after you hooked up (either once or multiple times).

Pronounced gee-ted (rhymes with yeeted)

"Dude, how's it going with Cameron?"
"It's bad, he sent me a text this morning that we're better off as friends."
"Oh no girl, first you got yeeted and then you got Geitad!"

by daytonameth August 27, 2019

gaitay

the hottest bff you’ll ever have

your friend is such a gaitay

by barack flobama September 15, 2019

Guitarist

Usually a person who has failed in life. A Guitarist is usually a man, with no social skills who has spent most of his life in a room with other socially awkward people, as to retard his or her own social skills to the point of being only able to comunicate complex thoughts through music and old memes.

"Oh no, Jan, i won't marry him, he's a guitarist."

"Yeah, he'd be a really cool adition to out friends list, but he's a guitarist."
"I'm not Gay, i'm just a guitarist."

by Four String Guitar November 1, 2019

Guitar

Just a weird six strings BASS

Yo dude, that's a weird bass guitar

by BASS NATION KEEPER November 23, 2019

Guitarded

Someone who has no real skill or experience on guitar, yet insists on creating typically unmelodic noise, usually in the form of repeatedly playing the same scale over and over, ad infinitum.

House guest: "What is that noise?"
Host: "Oh. That's my dumb-assed guitarded neighbor with his Fender Strat."

by Soylent Gringo January 29, 2020