Dope Poppin Fresh

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"Can you set this up for me please?"Sure no problem it will be dope poppin fresh." what…? "

by AfricanPenguin December 19, 2018

Silvia and Fredy

a couple who secretly cannot support each other, but on the outside they “love each other”. Silvia and Fredy did not ask to be born Latinos, no mas tuvieron suerte. Ellos cuando hacen el amor, se pegan con chanclas en el culo. El fredy, como todos los Fredy’s, tiene muchos amores y pasiones que oculta de Silvia. Mientras que Silvia hace lo mismo. Ellos se ignoran pero se aman. Y siempre hay una persona en medio de su relación.

Silvia and Fredy
Silvia: amor yo te amo
Fredy: yo te amo mas amor 😍🥰

Después ese mismo día:
Silvia: fredy Vale caca

Fredy: solo la uso por su vagina

Chic@ en la mitad: #celos@ #buscando novi@ les da consejos a ambos

Gente: miren a esos dos! Son definitivamente silvia y fredy

by Bestielover December 17, 2019

Rooty Tooty fresh and Doody

When you get shitfaced with your girl and stop at IHOP and have breakfast before going home, then you have wild hot sex and when she orgasms her bowels release a fiery mess of anus oil all over the bedsheets.

Oh man, Trudie and I went to IHOP last night after getting shitfaced. We got home and I thought everything was fine but then she unleashed a Rooty tooty fresh and doody. She passed out and I had to clean it up, so we broke up

by Scotty Nice January 15, 2020

Freaky Funky Fresh

Cool and amazing

Fred: I killed someone

Me: Well that wasn’t very freaky funky fresh of you.

by YourLocalShortPerson January 14, 2022

saddle a fresh horse

When your friend is telling you about a person or situation which raises red flags and you suggest they get away as quickly as possible.

Friend : I'm currently on a first date and my date is talking about us moving in together!

Me: oh wow, saddle a fresh horse!

by Bohopunk April 28, 2022

rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

but no matter how many starts I get, its always the same ending.

bojack horseman: i dont want to do thi-
gunner 1: ill shoot, dont test me
bojack horseman:.. rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

by bojackneedsabreak October 6, 2023

kroger, fresh for everyone

with the kroger app prices go low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low!

YES FINALLY THE SLOGEN IS kroger, fresh for everyone

by oversized potato February 19, 2021