Floppy seadog

When a man has his dick inserted in a girl when is isn't hard.

Man1: Dude this morning when i woke up after the party i was giving some fat chick a floppy seadog

Man2: Ah gross.

Floppy seadog by Worlds Best BMXer March 11, 2010

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Flopmaster

When a person makes plans and doesn't show up or does not follow through with the plans, they flop. This person becomes a flopmaster after not following through on a consistent level.

Alex: Hey man! I'm coming to visit you in three weeks!
Brandon: Okay, sweet!

*3 weeks later*

Alex: Yaaaaa. My mom said I have to work.
Brandon: Flopmaster.

Flopmaster by Sun-Maid Raisins September 21, 2012

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floppy popper

the guy who is the joke teller at party's, always has to make everyone laugh until he tells that one joke that makes everyone uncomfortable

jarrod was hilarious until he started droppin' "N" bombs and deep throating beer bottles! what a floppy popper!

floppy popper by asssparagustherapist August 3, 2013

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flopmode

To fail/mess up so entertainingly it almost seems like it would taken more skill to pull off the fail than it would of done to actually succeed in the task that was being attempted

Did you see that guy go all flopmode when he tried to jump over that fence

flopmode by Flopmode September 7, 2018