Flagshagger

Someone who will judge people for having the union flag on a bio or because they hang up the union flag but they do the same thing with the union flag and wear it around them during protests on brexit and see no problem with it

did you see the person was called me out for being a flagshagger because i had the union flag in my bio but they have the eu flag on their bio

by NPTucker March 29, 2021

Flashed

To immediately, uncontrollably projectile vomit when exposed to a scenario so revolting that one's innards rush for the proverbial Fire Exit, i.e one's mouth.

When he saw the Hamburger Lady: no arms, no legs, remaining torso and head with 4th degree burns, though a trained trauma physician, he flashed on the floor, sending vomit bouncing back up to the bed on which her moaning body lay.

by LiquidLiquid June 8, 2015

Flashbanged

When a policeman flashes their lights to pull someone over.

When we were on our way back from school we saw four people get flashbanged! There's some crazy drivers out there!

by Damahr March 21, 2011

Flash Whore

A man who's sole purpose in life is to whore flash movies from the web and burry them throughout his computer.

Anyones PC who has more that 1 flash movie is considered a flash whore.

by THE EVIL GINGER February 22, 2005

flash whore

One who is prepared to work all day only to sacrifice his lunch hour to Whore obscure Flash movies.

Never seen eating.
Often heard saying "Will work for bandwidth"

That Bavage is THE a Flash Whore! He is the Flash Whore to which all other Flash Whores are measured.

by The Evil Craig May 13, 2005

flash-jerk

d1. Someone who steals away to jerk off really quickly
d2. Someone who becomes sexually aroused by exposing his/herself
d3. A person with lots of money and power but few sexual outlets. Can be recognized by the look of lust and hate in his/her eyes.

That partner at "big money law firm X" is SUCH a flash-jerk, he tried to get a whole bunch of articling students to fuck for him but they refused.

by Dorothy VanWellingham May 24, 2006

farsh

A clumsy, destructive act that leaves a permanent reminder of its occurrance. This occurs when an accident prone person is around objects that can leave indellible stains or are fragile and cannot be repaired.

You just farshed a red slurpee all over my carpet. I just had that cleaned.

Did you just farsh my brand new camera? Aw, man, it's totally destroyed.

by Unrulystench October 21, 2011