Douche Fished

The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.

Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.

I totally got Douche Fished.

by DoucheHaters May 25, 2015

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Sport fishing

Intentionally abusing or fucking with someone or a group of people just to have fun.

"Let's do a little sport fishing with my brothers friends, they've been asking for it tonight .

by Tom the Bike Man. June 11, 2016

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Fish Squeezer

A person who squeezes the livers and/or various body parts of a fish in order to extracts its natural oils. A fish squeezer is a popular occupation for elderly females.

I applied to become a fish squeezer today for Nature's Own, I hope I get the job.

by Fishy-mcfishfish October 21, 2010

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Lemon Fish

1: A sour ass individual or someone with a shitty mood

2: Something that's overall bad or is worsening in condition

1: "Jeremy is such a fucking Lemon Fish, he's always acting like an ass"

2: "The economy sure is a Lemon Fish these days..."

by CrunchyMilk May 18, 2021

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A fish that when born is instantly filled with helium from it's helios gland that makes it float up and fly out of the water due to being unable to breathe it dies and explodes it then releases millions of eggs which will hatch after a week and suffer the same fate.

Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.

If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.

The Balloon Fish never got to produce the gold it needed to survive.

by #SaveTheBalloonFish November 4, 2013

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