wood fest

When a party or club is all straight males, and no females for the guys to pick up.

I'm never going to one of Chad's parties again, they always turn out to be a wood fest.

by LTrain_ June 10, 2007

text fest

Bouncing back txt messages. sending messages via cell/mobile phone to another person that has been going on for quite some time.

There really into eachother,all night they have been having a text fest.

by futbol de casa June 26, 2008

Mosquito Fest

A Mosquito fest is when there are swarms of mosquitoes and if you walk out the door you get attacked leaving you covered in itchy red bumps on your ass legs arms back stomach feet and every other part of your body. Even your face which is the worst because there even more itchy cause you cant itch them because you don't want a nasty scab on your face. Mosquito fests usually take place in the summer after its been raining.

Dude 1: Yo Mosquito fest '09 was the worst yet, I got attacked I counted in the mirror and I have like 200 bites just from walking out my backdoor!

Dude 2: Yeah man I haven't been outside in days I don't want any of the devils bumps!

Dude 1: I got like 7 on my face people are gonna think I have zits!

Dude 2: Mosquitoes are like the vampires of the real world! Fuck em!

Dude 1: Mosquito Fest is my least favorite holiday!

Dude 3: I hate mosquitoes they suck hairy nuts!

by coveredinbumps August 10, 2009

Bronco festival

two or more ford broncos in one place at any given time.

A: "Hey Anthony check out that bronco festival"

B: "No, there is only one bronco...the other is a K5 Blazer. learn your shit...idiot"

A: "Ok. heres 30$"

B:"Give it here"

by anthonybroncfest April 29, 2010

Nest Fest

A group of Nesting couples.

Those without partners always feel extremely uncomfortable and end up talking about the weather. These people are known as Loner Boners.

I think they went off to join the Nest Fest.

by Holstein September 3, 2010

Beaner Wiener Festival

When a bunch of enemies are gathered up in one place in call of duty.

Dude, I just mowed down a Beaner Wiener Festival with the death machine.

by From That Big Shlong 2 October 15, 2011

Festering

To be a dumb peice of shit.

The Festering Cainer is a dumb peice of horse shit.

by Ravage May 16, 2003