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The Fanny constant

Let n∈R, and let θ be a random variable with XY chromosomes. The limit of θ(n) as n tends to 2 is the Fanny constant, (your) x, which also represents the global minimum of the function θ(n).
Proof:
θ∈ D: {Trump supporters}
θ(1) = 1
θ(2) = 0 = x #The Fanny constant
θ(3) does not exist.
by Most iconic people at UCBM December 18, 2024
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fanny plucker

It is a name that mostly girls call other girls just to slag them off. But it doesn't have a proper meaning
girl 1 : ah go away ya big fanny plucker
by aisling delaney July 7, 2008
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Fanny Dash

To convince somebody to reneg on a promise that they made, in similar nature to the way the character Fanny Dashwood convinced her husband John to renege on his deathbed promise to his father that he would take care of his half-sisters and their mother in the Jane Austen novel, Sense and Sensibility.
When Mary convinced her boyfriend, Dave, that he couldn't fulfill his promise to attend his friend Nick's bachelor party, she fanny dashed nick.
by Mr Cnowledge September 24, 2015
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fanny pack

An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.
So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.
by bitchuck August 31, 2024
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Fanny On

When a woman has an immediate, very intense, feeling to have immediate sexual intercourse.
Woman: I've got a right fanny on for you
by Top T February 22, 2024
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Tabogan fanny

When her love tunnel has seen so many helmets that the cum slides out quicker than a Jamaican bobsleigh team
Richard couldn’t tell if his cock was in her cavernous vagina as she had a tabogan fanny
by Frieda Shiels March 29, 2019
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