Guy 1: How the hell is Dylan married to Nicole? They're 16 and I've never seen them together.
Guy 2: Its a Facebook Marriage, of course its fake!
Guy 2: Its a Facebook Marriage, of course its fake!
by Danny Blaine June 18, 2011
Get the Facebook Marriagemug. by mr chi July 6, 2009
Get the facebook banditmug. A Facebook Faggot is someone who spends all day on Facebook whining about everything, saying gay or dumbass coutes, or posting the stupidest shit. They will often say things that are copied from others to get likes or they will say things such as "Why does this always happen to me?" When they complain about things in their life its because they have no friends except for the ones on facebook. They are really annoying in real life because they only talk about
Facebook.
Facebook.
"Clint always puts gay quotes on facebook, he is a Facebook Faggot."
"Wow clint is such a facebook faggot he is always whinging."
"Wow clint is such a facebook faggot he is always whinging."
by Lil' Biggums September 2, 2012
Get the Facebook Faggotmug. To have Facebook chat sex.
by pgkbb July 5, 2008
Get the Facebook fuckingmug. A person who finds it extremely difficult to focus on anything other than facebook. If they're at work, all they think about is finding a window of opportunity so as to be able to access thier facebook page. If the kids are hungry, then food will consist of a pot noodle, a packet of crisps and a can of coke, taking as little time as possible to prepare in order to get back to thier beloved facebook. This inturn creates what is now know as a facebook orphan.
by rastadee September 9, 2009
Get the facebook junkiemug. A person who had way too much time on their hands, basically someone who has no better life except to look at others profiles and be jealous or want to have their lives. Or a person who constantly steals another person's wall posts, photos, notes and posts them as their own. That's a real loser facebook stalker, they have no imagination or creativity for their own facebook updates, so they have to steal others reality updates to make themselves look/feel good. These people are sad cases of obsession and loneliness, they spend way to much time on facebook as well, by posting 20 posts a day.
"Elliott is such a sad,lonely person, he spends too much time looking at others facebook profiles attaining ideas for his new status update." That's a real Facebook Stalker, my friend told me!
by robinhood1975 April 11, 2012
Get the facebook stalkermug. by xbox crew August 1, 2011
Get the Facebook Magicianmug.