female drum machine

When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part

Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

female illiterate

the misconjunction of knowledge on the way women think

"Hey Phil why don't you talk to women"-Dave
"Well I'm too afraid to talk to them I don't know how they think, I'm female illiterate"-Phil

by The KEk September 9, 2018

Female Crush Friday

A Crush on a Female You Like

My Female Crush Friday is Beyonce

by JVDAGOD June 28, 2019

sexy female saturday

Sfs

It can be used in a post “ sexy female Saturday “ or “sfs”

by Unknown person . June 28, 2019

female

Fe =iron and male=man which means a female is an ironman

wow shes female no shes iron man

by likebruh July 4, 2019

VSCO Female

Laugh- skksksk
Drip-white bitch things
Characteristics- very bitchy
Tip for guys- the nudes are in my eyes only

Brian: Omg she such a bitch!!!
Dave: That’s a Vsco female for ya.

by TheReal_mcloven23 July 31, 2019

female erection of sadness

the feeling of sadness which hits you at random times possible caused by an too much love leading to an attachment towards a band member(s) - ilyguelas

hey im going through my female erection of sadness :(

by ilyguelas April 23, 2019