Doing a Joe

Exaggerating largely, even if others have heard the story before and they know that you're exaggerating.

Joe: I was literally watching Usain Bolt for four hours.

Emily: You do know he runs the 100m in like 10s, right?

Alex: Oh he's just doing a joe!

by Psychological. June 11, 2010

Doing a Colleen

Doing a Colleen, is when you do something so dumb that its unexplainable. Its the exact feeling you get when you want to shake your head at your dumb friends comment

We all have that one friend who is so uncoordinated, and not the brightest but we love them anyway...

Ffs, youre doing a colleen

by ohclean February 4, 2019

Doing a sebastian

When you snitch on the squad, to Luke this is called doing a sebastian

Snitchy,bitchy
Doing a sebastian

by rcc September 12, 2019

Doing nothing

When you're not doing anything, but that's your plan. (You don't want to and are not going to do anything, because you don't want to.)

1: What're you doing this weekend?
2: Oh, I'm doing nothing
1: So you're free? Gre-!
2: No, no you don't fucking understand. I'm. Doing. Nothing.

by LemonCar [oof] March 23, 2020

oinky-doinky

Poorly made, usually in reference to something done by an unqualified person.

The client had their IT Department put together an oinky-doinky hack job of a web site, instead of hiring us.

by Andy Wright June 11, 2006

Ba doink

jack dylan grazers famous line.

"how cute am i.....ba doink!" - Jack Dylan Grazer

by seidilexi14 August 28, 2020

Doing an Alan

Having sex with a person named Alan

1: I did Alan yesterday
2: So did I

by anonymous coward November 6, 2004