Dildo cuckold

a man whose wife prefers a dildo to her husband's penis, thus restricting access to her pussy.

the only way a dildo cuckold husband could fuck his wife was to use a dildo.

by kavreb January 3, 2023

Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.

Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024

Dildo sucker

Someone who sucks on medium-rare dildos

'Ugh derick is such a dildo sucker' says marcus 'I know right, he definitely sucks medium-rare dildos' says swaneeet

by Hairy vagina face October 18, 2019

Dildo Fuckins

a state of mind

I'm feeling so dildo fuckins today!

by McDinolds May 14, 2017

army dildo

Carried by muff diver cornish fuckbots a small collection of toys of different shapes, sizes And colour used to aid in the pleasure of the frustrated

The cornish fuckbots could not help tim alone, the army dildos were deployed to de-frustrate the man

by Smudge 😙 February 9, 2018

All natural dildo

When a man excramates, and then proceeds to place the excrement in an area that is below freezing, so that it becomes rock solid. The man then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the feces, so that it provides an all natural lubricant. Then he gifts it to their partner, allowing them to recive sexual pleasure through the penetration of the anus, or vagina.

"John received a mortal infection through the penetration of one of Jason's famous all natural dildos."

by Cockslammer45 April 11, 2021

Reverse dildo

When you use your mouth to latch onto the backside of a dildo while a lovely lady backs it up, grazing your nose with her chocolate starfish.

February is the ultimate month to practice your reverse dildo skills

by MasterOfNone333 March 28, 2022