Daniel

Gayest bitch alive, you don't want to be friends with him, he has no dick. He cannot play football and misses open goals like a donkey. He is also slower than my grandma.

Oh look, is that Daniel, he looks pretty gay

by your mom's grandma's nan November 27, 2018

Danica Patrick

An ugly bitch who got on the cover of a magazine even though she's a six at best. She is a NASCAR driver, which tells you many things. She is poor, stupid, and extremely annoying. She gets run over in an episode of South Park by Cartman, and its one of the funniest things you will ever see.

Hot Durr, lookit that Danica Patrick make that left turn!

by Meteorox June 10, 2011

Daniel

A cheap Bastard.

Daniel you are a cheap cunt.

by dgwer November 12, 2018

Damn, Daniel

A fucking retarded meme where a guy says "damn Daniel" to his stylish friend Daniel. Hopefully dies out because it's a stupid inside joke that got famous for no reason whatsoever.

"Damn, Daniel. Back at it again with the white vans."

by siriuslyblxck August 19, 2016

Daniele

God Is My Judge.
The Italian for of the English name Daniel.
Someone who is naturally skilled in stealing

4 handles?! only Daniele could have gotten that many!

by dpn10cap September 24, 2011

Daniel

A Daniel is often reffered to a hot and smart person that is very attractive. A Daniel is very considerate person you can rely on. A Daniel is often a very humarous person who is loved by all!

A man may say " I look so much like a Daniel!".

by gary1232880 July 26, 2016

Daniel

The name Daniel has been thought to bring along a great amount of blessings to the one who is called by the name. In 2012, scientist Jill. A Swarchower used quantom physics to test what the name really means. She discovered that 7/10 humans which are named Daniel, tend to be more attractive than others. Also, the studies showed that most Daniels have a 75% of becoming succesfull financially. She also concluded that most Daniels tend to be more smarter, patient, creative, kind, athletic, and mature than the average human.
Source:
ThinkScience.org

Daniel is truly a marvelous name!

by Think! Dictionary July 31, 2016