Dave

An amazing and handsome Stud Muffin that does everything correctly. He always has a lovable and goofy number 1. Dave knows how to win. And constantly gets a proposal. Probably because he is a total catch.

Did you see Dave on the online reality gameshow? Because him and that Devin guy were totally the most entertaining thing there.

by OGAll-Star November 21, 2021

Dave Moment

When someone named Dave DOES something stupid or dumb

Dave: *wipes ass with t-shirt*

"Damn that was a Dave Moment!"

by SupremeDave November 21, 2021

Dave

A poet, casanova, a man shrouded in mystery, plagued with dagger looks, emitting lust with each gaze, each step. Who you take home to your parents, only for your mother to fall in a deeper love than even you. A homewrecker, a nomad. The clothes on his back are what he lives in, a square between his middle and ring finger, European-style. Nobody knows where he came from, some say a cave. Some say he's always been, before God himself. He is Dave, leader of many. Follower of none.

That guy Dave is unbelievably broke and lives in his parent's basement.

by Gary Sucklemeister November 21, 2021

Dave

Someone who you call for help. A person that wants to solve your problems. Usually a Karen's counterpart.

"Dave, get over here and help me out" said to someone not named Dave.
Did you hear that Karen complaining, and that Dave beside here trying to solve all her problems and calm her down.

"Step up Dave" Said to someone that needs to do something for them self.

by StepOFFGeorge32 November 3, 2021

Dave

A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.

AJ: what kind of porn do you watch?
KT: I’m a Dave, can’t you tell by my need for glasses.

by Mathsbot November 4, 2021

Dave Device

An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.

When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.

by Fruitloop72 November 4, 2021

on dave

u cant cap on dave

"thats on dave?"

by dxckheadedd September 5, 2021