I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

T.A.R.D.I.S

1. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. The Tardis is the doctors time machine in the show called doctor who it is bigger on the inside it can go to any world and any time.

2. Some fans might say it stands for Ten And Rose Dating In Space because of a companion named Rose Tyler that fell in love with the tenth doctor. This is not what it really means it is just a fun thing bad wolf fans say

girl 1: oh my gosh its the T.A.R.D.I.S!
Girl 2: lets go see if the doctor is there!

by allons-y10thdoctor4evs May 24, 2014

A-Double-D

A nickname for someone with huge boobs and a short attention span. Derived from the cup size and attention deficit disorder

A-double-D needs some Ritalin and a good bra

by Ninula March 3, 2009

H A N D M I L K

When you are masturbating and you jizz on your hand.

Jim had a serious case of H A N D M I L K last night.

by Numme February 8, 2019

A.W.D.D.

Acronym for Attention Whore Deficit Disorder

Guy A : Dude! Have you seen that video of me I just uploaded yet?
Guy B : Did you seriously just drive 30 miles to tell me that?
Guy A : Well? Have you?
Guy B : Man, you've got A.W.D.D. Get some help, but first get the hell outta here.

by Big Bear #2 February 14, 2010

adult onset downs (A.O.D.)

a gradual transition into the realms of trisomy 21 usually occuring after adolesence
symptoms include:
a gradual lowering of the i.q.
tounge lolling
compulsive masturbation

"Lily is getting dumber by the second, maybe she has adult onset downs (A.O.D.)"

by Andrew LeDOWNS October 20, 2008

W.A.L.D.O.

W.A.L.D.O. is an acronym for the White American Legal Defense Organization...

W.A.L.D.O. does not currently exist nor has it ever. It is an "organization" that is meant to bring to light the hypocrisy of a nation that states it wants "equal rights for everyone"... yet divides people into separate groups when it comes time for them to get likewise treatment in a judicial setting...

There is a Latino, Black, Mexican, Asian, Jewish, Gay American Legal Defense Fund... can someone please tell me... Where's W.A.L.D.O...

by Jared L. Ohlinger July 14, 2009