Chemistry Harnessing

Mastering the art of atomic matchmaking to create reactions, materials, and energy on demand. This goes beyond just mixing compounds; it's about precise control at the molecular level using femtosecond lasers, catalytic nano-structures, or directed fields to make reactions happen where, when, and how you want. Think programmable chemistry sets that assemble complex molecules atom-by-atom, ultra-efficient batteries based on novel redox couples, or catalysts that turn air and sunlight into liquid fuel. It's alchemy, but with a full understanding of orbital mechanics.

Example: "The pollution solution uses chemistry harnessing. Drones spray a programmable catalyst into smog that selectively grabs NOx and CO2 molecules, using sunlight to zip them together into harmless nitrogen, oxygen, and solid carbon bricks we can build with."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Chemiology

Like physiology bits essentially the same thing typically a chemistry related class with some health science and biology all intertwined

I’m so tired of my chemiology homework, first I had to study a check then I had to balance elements.

by 6nibba9 February 10, 2026

Chemmies

Chemicals that are solvents or inhalants. ie spraypaint, paint thinner, glue, most aerosol cans, including some gasses and nitrates

Mannnn, had to call the cops on a guy in my backyard huffing chemmies last night, gold paint all over his face!!

by Waveyyaveyy February 15, 2026

Chemical anus

The taste in your mouth when eating citrus immediately after drinking milk.

GD man, my mouth tastes like chemical anus.

by LBJPebs February 24, 2025

Chemical Apple

When someone is afraid of chemicals based on feelings instead of logic

quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple

A: I heard there is no proof that microplastics are harmful in the long term
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.

T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier

by kohnik March 10, 2025

Chemicalling

A verb that has a unknown and unclear meaning. The term “chemicalling” was coined by an old lady with dementia, and to this day no one knows the definition of a chemicall, or the lore behind it. Experts believe that “chemicalling” is when someone calls you on your phone, but intercepts chemicals into the call, which then spew out of your phone. Another possible definition is when someone tries communicating with you by blasting chemicals in your face

A: They're Chemicalling me I can't breathe!
B: Oh no what should I do to help!?
A: I can't breathe. These chemicals they choke me. Will somebody please step up and stop them?
B: Ok im gonna step up and help.

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

Chem Rizz

Chem rizz or ‘Chrizzma’ originates from chemistry classes in NYC. If you have chem rizz you impress people with your knowledge of advanced chemical theory.

Person 1: ‘what’s a covalent bond?’
Person 2: where non metals share electron
Person 1: Bro you’ve got that chem rizz

by Qqazzi May 6, 2025