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Crying

You shouldn't have to do anything. That isn't your fault.
Hym "Stop crying. It isn't your fault. Who's fault it is... Is the YouTube freaks. If you want to do your part to quash the YouTuber plague... You can convince everyone to burn them alive. Fry the YouTube freaks. Start with faggot Matt and work your way down."
by Hym Iam January 28, 2025
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cry booger

While blowing your nose, a booger that gets stuck and resonates the inside of your nasal passage and causes your eyes to water. This makes the false appearance that you are crying.
Greg walks into Jeff's office

Greg: Hey Jeff I have those proposals you asked for, oh shit are crying?

Jeff: No man, I was blowing my nose and came across a wicked cry booger.

Greg: Ahhhhhhhh, I see..
by coalnine November 23, 2009
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subway-style crying

A random outburst of crying for no real reason.
Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: Nothing, just some subway-style crying.
by Rin-dog April 5, 2011
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Crying

Like what the fuck are you crying for? I'm actively dying and you have to not get raw dogged by every fat cock cock you meet? People you don't actually care about have to... Go be to their own country? What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, seriously. You have to on some level know that you are both delusional and bad, right?
😭 "I'm still the good one. I'm still the good one. They'll see how right I was. I'm still the good one. It wasn't me. I was just the economy. It wasn't me. I'm still the good one." 😭

Hym "Really, you are crying and shit. Like, I'm dying. Not crying. YOU... Aren't persuasive enough to win an election... You don't feel like you have to persuade anyone."

😭 "But the misogyny! And the racism!"

Hym "You aren't reasonable on those topics... Like... AT ALL... I told you... That what you were doing... Was not working... And then I told you want to do... To avoid this outcome... And now you're crying... You have to know that you're some kind of retard, right? Like, you ARE actually retarded. It's not good."

😭 "Well at least you-"

Hym "See that's you being retarded. Like, it's not good for you to be like that. It's just as bad as the religion. You're afflicted. You grasp as sanity that eludes you."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2024
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Crying softball player

Something you don't see often, like a smiling runner.
The crying softball player showed people that there is crying in baseball and softball, it's just not common or popular.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
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Cry one out

When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral
Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude
by Bratboy207 August 26, 2018
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Don’t cry, eat toast.

A motivational quote created by Charlie-Amber Taylor online.
i want to cry right now
Don’t cry, eat toast.
by facts56 January 18, 2021
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