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Condomeering

to purposely sabotage a condom in hopes of getting pregnant. Mostly practiced by the crazies one should not stick their dicks into. Also practiced by men who want to impregnate that once-in-a-lifetime lay.
Yeah dude, I told you to never stick your dick in crazy! She'll be condomeering the fuck out of you.

You here about Jon? Yeah he slept with a VS model, dude probably condomeered himself. I know I would've.
by Jessinup March 30, 2016
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Condom

Condom is where you put it on a male penis

Me: Oi let me put the condom on you

Jake : okay sugga mummy

Me : Hurry up

Jake : it won’t fit

Me : let do it without condom
Me: Oi let me put the condom on you

Jake : okay sugga mummy

Me : Hurry up

Jake : it won’t fit

Me : let do it without condom
by Sexclinic August 29, 2021
mugGet the Condommug.

floridian condom

A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.
Your not doing it right if you don't have to put on a floridian condom.
by Kabby6969 February 20, 2012
mugGet the floridian condommug.

Condom Sandwich

When a women sucks on a mans penis while he has a condom on
by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020
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Brazilian War Condom

A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.
Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.
by Chubbledyplunk February 14, 2021
mugGet the Brazilian War Condommug.

hobo condom

its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor
man dude last night i scored with a hot chick but i had no money so i had to use a hobo condom
by !gibby! May 31, 2011
mugGet the hobo condommug.

kfc condom

When you take chicken skin and wrap it around duck as a makeshift condom and have rough anal sex
I fucked a kfc cashier with the kfc condom
by Enzobenzomenzo December 22, 2023
mugGet the kfc condommug.

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