I am now an ex christian because I realized it was all bullshit giving them my money and listening to how I was going to hell, but after I seen what the preacher's daughter was doing I knew I was going to be allright.
by Thee POD February 18, 2010
Get the ex christianmug. When you stick a clean M-80 up any hole in a female's body and yell "G.I bitch!" and shoot it. Have the gun empty. Or else you might not get to have sex.
by Emmsee May 13, 2010
Get the Christian Byrantmug. by Anonymous Debunker of Religious Myths April 5, 2008
Get the Uber-Christianmug. The only genre of music that is defined by its lyrical content rather than its sound, which is sad because there are just as many different genres lumped under the title "christian music" as are in the mainstream. And by the way, it's awesome when a real Christian band has a mainstream hit or crosses over (as long as they remain a Christian band).
"I can't believe Underoath and Chris Tomlin are both grouped together under the same genre of music! What's up with that???"
by annaBanana3 June 7, 2005
Get the christian musicmug. A person who claims to follow God yet pretends to be God by judging others. A person who is kind in heart and leads by example versus casting a person out as Jews did to Jesus.
by EZMAXTLF April 20, 2018
Get the Faux christianmug. Johnny: My sunday school teacher called me white trash.
Mother: Your teacher is just an American Christian, its what they do!
Mother: Your teacher is just an American Christian, its what they do!
by Strait out of compton August 3, 2018
Get the American Christianmug. the worst thing in all of existance
you always have to tell your christians friends that everything is not explained by god but by freaking science
so fuck christianity
you always have to tell your christians friends that everything is not explained by god but by freaking science
so fuck christianity
i hate christianity
by aRandomDudeWasTaken February 9, 2021
Get the christianitymug.