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Christian Slater

The antichrist. The messiah. God's greatest and worst gift to man. Known to have over 6 split personalities. Also known to carry on sexual relationships with animals, most preferably Wolves.
Christian Slater just fucked a wolf. But which Christian Slater?
by Merriam-Webster Special December 15, 2009
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ex christian

use to follow christ or the church, but now is smart enough to think for themselves.
I am now an ex christian because I realized it was all bullshit giving them my money and listening to how I was going to hell, but after I seen what the preacher's daughter was doing I knew I was going to be allright.
by Thee POD February 18, 2010
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Christian Byrant

When you stick a clean M-80 up any hole in a female's body and yell "G.I bitch!" and shoot it. Have the gun empty. Or else you might not get to have sex.
Max: I gave my wife a Christian Byrant last night! She got really scarred.
by Emmsee May 13, 2010
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Uber-Christian

The worst of Christianity. An embarassment to other, saner Christians.
Note to Christians: Never follow the example of Uber-Christians.
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christian music

The only genre of music that is defined by its lyrical content rather than its sound, which is sad because there are just as many different genres lumped under the title "christian music" as are in the mainstream. And by the way, it's awesome when a real Christian band has a mainstream hit or crosses over (as long as they remain a Christian band).
"I can't believe Underoath and Chris Tomlin are both grouped together under the same genre of music! What's up with that???"
by annaBanana3 June 7, 2005
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American Christian

A total hypocrite who feigns religious piety.
Johnny: My sunday school teacher called me white trash.
Mother: Your teacher is just an American Christian, its what they do!
by Strait out of compton August 3, 2018
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Faux christian

A person who claims to follow God yet pretends to be God by judging others. A person who is kind in heart and leads by example versus casting a person out as Jews did to Jesus.
Denise is such a faux Christian by talking crap about people and excluding them from parties.
by EZMAXTLF April 20, 2018
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