ducks will fart in church

A highly improbable event to the point of there being no realistic chance of it occuring. Similar to 'pigs might fly'

Person one - 'Albert is wants to win the election'

Person two 'Oh yeah, and I suppose the ducks will fart in church as well!'

by Caiptean August 8, 2009

church

An expression used when something is funny or cool.Xzibit says it on a hilarious pimp my ride.

boy: ooo dayyum look at her ass!!

other boy: CHURCH!

by DEMIGONNACRANKITUP May 7, 2008

chaunching

active form of chaunch. Which means to throw up until you feel like your insides are going to turn inside out.

Sharon had too much to drink, she was chaunching all night.

by Princess Katherine September 23, 2005

Churchillin'

A term used to describe hanging around and relaxing in Churchill Square in Brighton. An amalgamation of both Churchill and chilling respectively.

Yo Bruh wagwan today?' 'Churchillin' bruv. see you later yeah?

by shabang1 September 26, 2010

Church Swag

When you are going to/at church and you feeling all swagged out. Yeah Aha You Know what it is.

Walking in the toilet, looking the mirror..."Church Swaaaaaaaggg, You Knooooooow."..Awks. Church Swag

by Cash Money Son. May 16, 2011

Church of the Harvest OKC

Cult

Don’t go to Church of the Harvest OKC in Oklahoma unless you want to be abused and manipulated by the leaders who believe in conversion therapy and make sex offenders pastors.

by Penelope Cruise September 11, 2020

South Church

South church is the chavviest place in County Durham. You will often find 10 year olds smoking and drinking and people shagging in the old graveyard. The group in south church often gets called wrongens, chavvy, alcoholics and nicotine addicts. This is the best place to go for a mint night out.

Oi lads should we go down South church and get fuckedddd?!!

by Bishopmafia April 13, 2019