morning blast off

masturbating immediately after you wake up in the morning

I had a huge boner in the morning so i commenced my morning blast off

by wibbles33221 October 13, 2010

Blast it out the Rear

A term signifying it is time to engage in an activity. Comparable to "blow this popsickle stand".

Phil: OK, let's blast it out the rear!
Kyle: WTF?

by Jncoguy August 05, 2005

Cock Blast to the Face

When jerking off the sperm is ejactulated in your parteners face

Hey my face hurts, i got a cock blast to the face... OU!!!

by james o'brian November 19, 2003

blast them fools

to shoot and or kill someone or people

yo blast them fools and we'll stab out

by Lou Loc June 29, 2008

blast from the mast

when you are compulsively masterbating and you have a flashback from your childhood

Mom, i realized i miss you after my blast from the mast.

by Peencap O'Condom October 13, 2006

Heath Arctic Blast

When you blow your load in a chicks face and then throw heath bar crumbs at her face.

Last night i gave my girlfriend a heath arctic blast to the face.

by BertsMoM July 26, 2009

blasted meat patty

When a girls vag is 3-6 inches wide and or brown or purple. Usually found when black girls have lots of "mileage".

I dropped my keys in her blasted meat patty.

by Your black mom July 20, 2009