A guy who makes fun of another guy for bitching out on his friends to spend time with his girlfriend.
''Your a bitch for going to see that movie with your gf instead of having a circle jerk with us!'' ''Bro why do you have to be such a dick biter all the time?''
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A person who you briefly dated, who won't let go of the relationship; similar to when a small dog bites your pant leg and can't be shaken off.
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Get the BITEmyNADZ mug.A smurf bite occurs when a constuction worker takes a shit in a port-a-potty, and gets the splash back effect of the blue chemical water directly in the asshole. When the shit hits the water, causing a splash of blue liquid, the splash goes due north and collides directly with a dirty, most likely hairy, ass hole.
Eric: Dude, I just took a shit in the johnny on the spot over there, and low and behold, smurf bite!
John: Ick, I spray shit in that thing about 20 minutes ago.
Eric: I thought I notices two shades of brown on the toilet paper. Sick.
John: Ick, I spray shit in that thing about 20 minutes ago.
Eric: I thought I notices two shades of brown on the toilet paper. Sick.
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