Cooking Bacon

To cock-block; to prevent one from getting play a.k.a. the digits, having sex or the booty. Preventing one from starting a relationship

I was trying to get this lovely young woman's phone number but my best friend was cooking bacon

by IbeCookin May 03, 2011

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bacon and eggs

Cockney rhiming slang for 'legs'

by Kazman December 21, 2004

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A person in ROBLOX that has Pal Hair and people like to call them “Bacon Hair”.

Example :
Hey Bacon Hair. Can I eat your hair?
*bullies laugh*
Bacon Hair : I will report you! D;

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a piece of bacon you sacrifice to the bees so they wont try to attack your bacon

"omg the bees are trying to eat my bacon!"
"here, give them this piece of sacrificial bacon!"

by kittybear22 July 22, 2008

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When you eat too much fatty and cholesterol-y foods and you have erectile dysfunction as a result.

Susan- OMG you have such a bacon dick!

by raziel bloodfang November 06, 2010

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by Adele February 01, 2004

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to get your asshole cummed and pissed on with a little bit of poo mixed in; looks like old bacon grease left in the frying pan

by shady character February 08, 2007

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