shakin' bacon

When a fat or obese man masturbates.

If I hadn't eaten that last donut, I'd be shakin' bacon right now.

by Magilla Gorilla June 12, 2007

Cooking Bacon

To cock-block; to prevent one from getting play a.k.a. the digits, having sex or the booty. Preventing one from starting a relationship

I was trying to get this lovely young woman's phone number but my best friend was cooking bacon

by IbeCookin May 03, 2011

bacon and eggs

Cockney rhiming slang for 'legs'

She's got sweet bacon 'n eggs

by Kazman December 21, 2004

bacon hair

A person in ROBLOX that has Pal Hair and people like to call them “Bacon Hair”.

Example :
Hey Bacon Hair. Can I eat your hair?
*bullies laugh*
Bacon Hair : I will report you! D;

by totally not a noob June 12, 2018

sacrificial bacon

a piece of bacon you sacrifice to the bees so they wont try to attack your bacon

"omg the bees are trying to eat my bacon!"
"here, give them this piece of sacrificial bacon!"

by kittybear22 July 22, 2008

bacon dick

When you eat too much fatty and cholesterol-y foods and you have erectile dysfunction as a result.

Susan- OMG you have such a bacon dick!

by raziel bloodfang November 06, 2010

turkey bacon

under cover cop

"Turkey bacon!"

by Adele February 01, 2004