Cooking Bacon

To cock-block; to prevent one from getting play a.k.a. the digits, having sex or the booty. Preventing one from starting a relationship

I was trying to get this lovely young woman's phone number but my best friend was cooking bacon

by IbeCookin June 1, 2011

bacon and eggs

Cockney rhiming slang for 'legs'

She's got sweet bacon 'n eggs

by Kazman December 20, 2004

bacon dick

When you eat too much fatty and cholesterol-y foods and you have erectile dysfunction as a result.

Susan- OMG you have such a bacon dick!

by raziel bloodfang November 7, 2010

bacon hair

A person in ROBLOX that has Pal Hair and people like to call them “Bacon Hair”.

Example :
Hey Bacon Hair. Can I eat your hair?
*bullies laugh*
Bacon Hair : I will report you! D;

by totally not a noob June 11, 2018

sacrificial bacon

a piece of bacon you sacrifice to the bees so they wont try to attack your bacon

"omg the bees are trying to eat my bacon!"
"here, give them this piece of sacrificial bacon!"

by kittybear22 August 18, 2008

turkey bacon

under cover cop

"Turkey bacon!"

by Adele February 1, 2004

Beaver Bacon

a very fat bitches dirty cunt

Crack liked to lick beaver bacon

by joe sim August 7, 2007