Kit Kat Arse

When you have been sitting down for a prolonged period of time, so the base of one's arse cheeks become flat, so it resembles an upturned Kit kat

"I've been sitting here for seven fucking hours man"
"I bet you have a right Kit Kat arse!"

by Barclay teh Great March 7, 2009

Cake and arse party

British military noun copied from the cockney term for a farce.
Used to describe an operation that has become a disorganised mess.
Synonym for clusterfuck, fuck-up

Things started well but soon turned into a total cake and arse party.

by JackSplash February 13, 2015

fuck my arse

Exclamation of great surprise. Not necessarily homosexual in nature.

Whaddayu mean, Chelsea won?? Fuck my arse!!!

by notapaki September 2, 2003

Tin-arse

A compound word sometimes used in 1970's and 80's New Zealand teenage lexicon to describe something that is cool or otherwise very agreeable.

I just saw that new movie "Star Wars". It was absolutely tin-arse.

by Drnobody June 19, 2011

arse end of nowhere

A place behind the middle of nowhere and below the back of beyond, which is significantly less pleasant to visit than either.

"Sorry I'm late! My car broke down in the arse end of nowhere."

by Mu Cow March 10, 2008

Seen her arse

To be annoyed with something or sombody. Originates in Manchester UK

I told her I would be home for tea, but I stayed out till last orders.Shes really seen her arse with me

by Jizza Jazza January 15, 2009

arse fist festival

Any situation where you find yourself in a place you don't want to be doing a task you don't want to do or one which is totally futile (such as being a wageslave at work).

Cameron: "have you caught a patagonian toothfish yet Dwayne"?

Dwayne: "I went to the local jetty but it was packed with amateurs, a total arse fist festival"!

by Bad Brians January 30, 2014