adam singer

A Jewish man that happens to look like a glob of dirt on a golden platter. You can't get much better than his ratchet personality and horrific looks but is an all around nice guy.. I guess.

Hey is that an Adam Singer.. You can tell by his small peepee

by Prockg12 May 24, 2018

seiya adam

Asian that eats everything with chopsticks and goes super saiyan when they take something from him

seiya adam eat all his food with chopsticks.

by super saiyan September 7, 2017

Adam reimer

bad swimmer has no friends but callum shannahan. Looks like a NUGGET. and has no sense of humuor. likes melody kimoto

Your as small as Adam reimer

by Adam Reimer May 27, 2019

Adam Youwakim

Shit ass who poops his butt and farts also hos hair looks like amogus sussy

Guy 1:Bro u acting kinda sussy
Guy 2:Bro stfu stop acting like such a Adam Youwakim
Guy 1: ”Dies Of Death”

by BigBoiNoCap December 6, 2021

Adam Bomb

When your ready to leave work after a slow as fuck day counting the hours hoping for work to do to make the day go by fast and your boss named Adam gives you 5 hours of work to do. It happens exactly 1 minute before your work day ends.

Susi: You going to happy hour?
Charles: Nope I just got Adam Bombed.

by CharlesisCDK January 27, 2017

Adam Greer

Adam’s probably an old man with prostate and Ed. He could be a nigga master and probably runs a school. Adam often falls down and plays if off. He flirts with underage women and lives in a shack. Ahhhhhh

He just Adam Greer’ed that lil nig. Gave him a double scoop of cotton picker ice cream

by daddyeddiesbabymomma October 4, 2023

Adam Zohdy

The guy who gets friend-zoned by every girl in the world. He gets friend-zoned by his wife on their wedding night.

Someone who is so deep in the friendzone that they don't realize what not being in the friendzone is like.

Damn bro..I bet she gonna Adam Zohdy him tonight
Ohhh hell nah bro, did she just Adam you for the second time

JEEZ, this girl is weird, she Adams every guy within seconds

by Boingboin June 6, 2018