duck status

The act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your dick pierced than to talk to this person.
Damn, Lisa has been giving me the duck status all week.
by Jashstar April 07, 2006
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Strawberry Duck

A gamer girl that is very kind and sweet like a strawberry but mean and aggressive if provoked like a duck.
by CoolStreet August 24, 2020
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Puddle duck

A cutesy pet name alluding to a happy widdle duck going splishy-splashy in a puddle.
by P_Titty October 06, 2021
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tuck the duck

Tuck The Duck is a usually gay male that has a weird hatred for christmas music because his dad went to go get milk and never came back. Tuck The Duck likes to steal it usually likes to steal objects like men's right to be straight, shoes, underwear and used condoms he does'nt have many friends or rights.
by GioTheRoofBuilder August 20, 2020
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Shitty duck

Unfortunate accident bathtub shitty duck poop
by Apstrak February 13, 2016
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Rave Duck

A ultra rare glowing bath toy. Only two were ever created, and they were sold to a thrift store for 25 cents. They were subsequently purchased by some douche-bag and his "girlfriend" at the time. It changes colors and produces joy to all those around it, and collects autographs.
Observer: What is that magnificent glowing thing that dude is holding?
Enlightened one: That is the one and only Rave Duck
by Juicy Gravy November 21, 2010
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Play the duck

• Pretending to be oblivious;
Dont play the duck when you're a goose, silly!
(Like when you know that they know that you know they're lying but they duck the truth looking like a silly goose).

• It can walk like a duck, it can talk like a duck- but it's still a fucking goose.
(You're not even fooling you, silly goose).

• Duck the pigs, you silly goose.
(Got birds in the back, trying not to quack).

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Something she would say: "You dont have to play the duck around me, I'm pretty chill".
by SARADOX (plutos promise) January 11, 2020
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