your mom

Answer to everything.

Dude: What time is it?
Dude#2: Your MOM!

by yo mada🍆💦 April 21, 2018

your mom

when someone like a friend,teacher, or parent ask what you are doing or ask a question you always say "your mom" in the sentence

john-"what did u eat last night"
you- "your mom"

by i have your mom March 12, 2018

Your mom moderate

Refuting the your mom gay jokes with a simple statement neither putting her neither above nor below

Your mom gay

Your mom moderate
yo... your... your dad adequate

by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018

Your mom

What the fuck are you doing here you piece of shit! Go back to elementary for goodness sake. I will not give you the fucking definition of your mom bitch! Go tell your mom the definition of your mom you lazy piece of shit.

Your mom gay lol

by MomGetCAMERA May 11, 2018

your mom

Your mom, a word that you can say to someone to make fun of them or their mother

Your moms a hoe cunt bitch

by Your favorite nigeran February 27, 2017

french toast your mom

When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.

Im going to french toast your mom!

by Asheveday92 October 11, 2016

Swearing at your mom

A complete and udder fuckboy, his face is probably shaped as a fish and his dick probably has gills and he needs a condom filled with water

"Swearing at your mom"

by TheFuckBoyQuinn August 3, 2016