Winter

(Noun) The season that begins after the first GFS fantasy snow forecast.

Person 1: LMAO, the 00z is saying it's going to snow 30 inches on November 9th!!
Fred: Wow, winter is finally upon us!

by gusky October 31, 2022

Winterier

A reference to times that are closer to winter than summer/late fall

Person 1: why is today so cold?
Person 2: because it’s getting winterier

by Wei Tu Yung November 5, 2022

Wilted

You are dehydrated. Likely because you haven’t drank enough water today.

You have a wilted nose. Your nose is wilted.

by Flokito1 November 15, 2022

winterbooty

A man called matthew winterbottom who is beautiful, amazing, succulent and well deserving

HES SUCH A WINTERBOOTY

by CURRRRRRRYYY 12324 November 19, 2022

Winter Fog

When you see fog outside, it actually Jesus smoking his crack pipe

“Did you see that Winter Fog earlier”
“Yeah dude, Jesus got high on crack”

by Charlie The Moth Man December 8, 2022

Winter Minge

When you sprinkle cocaine on a minge and sniff it

I gave my boyfriend a winter minge

by TheHuntersAce December 20, 2022

Winter Washitis

A term that The Chamois Car Wash in Winnipeg came up with that is supposed to mean “the fear of washing your car in the winter” and was clearly made by someone who doesn’t speak English as they confuse -itis (which means “inflammation of”) with -phobia.

Do you have Winter Washitis?

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023