Spoogy Waffle

When you cream pie in your partner and they release onto a waffle maker. Then you both eat the waffle.

My girlfriend and I were hungry after so we had a Spoogy Waffle.

by Rebreps November 3, 2023

Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower, and then stomp it into the drain to get rid of the evidence.

Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day and all of the sudden I pooped, so I decided to press it into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"

by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020

Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain to get rid of the evidence.

Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day, and all of the sudden I pooped so I pressed the poop into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"

by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020

waffle cat

The cat that is a waffle. it hates pancakes, only waffles shall rise.

Ex; Oh look theirs a waffle cat, hid ur pancakes!

by anonymous December 11, 2020

yellow waffle

when a man pees on a waffle as the woman proceeds to eat said waffle

she wanted to reward me with a yellow waffle breakfast

by waffle house November 2, 2021

Waffle tits

To put a girls boobs in a waffle iron causing her boobs to become waffle shaped

Rad Tod: *grabs girl's boob and then puts it on a waffle iron*

Lena: OWWWWW

Rad Tod: hehe you got waffle tits

by The Jonkler January 10, 2022

Flacid Waffle

When one waffle is softer than the others.

Man, I got a flacid waffle for breakfast.

by veryboredperson May 15, 2022