What the cock!

A stronger way of saying 'what the hell' but not quite reaching 'what the f***' status.

Dude did you just eat my lunch?? What the cock!?

by Jim and Phil November 9, 2015

What? I'm hot.

What? I'm hot. Is something commonly said after being caught naked (masturbating). However it is also said after doing something stupid, dumb, or embarrassing and is used as justification for one's actions.

My friend caught me naked with a bottle of lotion in one hand and my dick in the other. I quickly said "What? I'm hot." To justify why I was nude. My friend is so stupid he never realized that I was actually masturbating.

by Who knew glasses looked sexy? May 30, 2016

What A Catch, Donnie

A triggering song that CrankThatFrank knew that he would get triggered by it sooner or later

"No! I just got What A Catch, Donnie-d! I got caught! I knew this would happen sooner or later..."

by Frnkiiero November 6, 2017

Oh no what have I done

What I find myself saying far too often on Saturday/Sunday/ Monday mornings

Oh no what have I done, I seem to have two pairs of underwear on and no shoes..where are my keys I've lost my phone

UH OHHH OOHHHH

by fancyratsahoy October 19, 2009

Never back down never what, never give up!

This saying means to never back down, and to never give up!

If Timothy says, Never back down, Bobert would say, never give up, supporting each other! So saying Never back down never what, never give up! is great!

by Bobert 123 August 31, 2023

I don't know what to tell you

A phrase used to tell another person to politely say, "I have no interest in continuing this conversation or listening to you complain." In its hardly ever used long form, it would be used as, "I don't know what to tell you to get you to shut up." Extensively used when people present you with a problem, you offer advice to them on viable solutions, but they come up with excuses why they can't follow your advice.

Person A; "complain, complain, complain. My car broke and I can't get to work now. And boss says he'll fire me if I miss another day!"
Person B; "Take the bus."
Person A; "There's no bus route within a quarter mile, and my feet hurt so much."
Person B; "Take a cab."
Person A; "I can't afford a cab with these car repair bills!"
Person B; "I don't know what to tell you."

by Edward C. Microwagious IV May 31, 2010

What are you micing?

A really hip, slang way to say what's up man? Applicable in any situation; to ask what are you doing? how are you doing? what would you like to do? what are you planning on doing? or just a general 'how's life?'

American in origin but became popular in the UK.

Derived from adjective "mousey," a similar word with multiple meanings including icky, lame, suspect and/or grayish brown.

Hey Saracen, what are you micing?

by Lord Lambert July 2, 2009