Wanker

A person who is a lame and cant get a girlfriend so he spends all his time masturbating.

He isnt going out with her. He is a wanker for fucks sake!

by anonymous August 24, 2023

Wanker

When someone wanks inside your mother and u eat it

Kierra: i wanked in ur mom

Hannah:damn i eat it
Your wanker

by Hahahehrkdkemjsjahhahah October 4, 2020

wanker

a really good looking person

wow! the guy over there is a real wanker!

by dragonhunter44 July 14, 2019

pinky-wanker

Tiny wee-wee, typically seen in sentences relating to cold weather.

He was playing in the snow with his pinky-wanker out

by HURGALBURGAL January 11, 2025

weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by Brady boio March 1, 2019

Wanker

Dick in bum wanker

Hehr wanker

by Hahahehrkdkemjsjahhahah October 4, 2020

Castle wanker

To communaly Ijacuculate in the attempt of building a cum castle

Hey' Harry, that guy's a real intuitive castle wanker

by Not.me.definitely January 2, 2022