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Wanker

A person who is a lame and cant get a girlfriend so he spends all his time masturbating.
He isnt going out with her. He is a wanker for fucks sake!
by anonymous August 24, 2023
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Wanker

When someone wanks inside your mother and u eat it
Kierra: i wanked in ur mom

Hannah:damn i eat it
Your wanker
by Hahahehrkdkemjsjahhahah October 4, 2020
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wanker

wow! the guy over there is a real wanker!
by dragonhunter44 July 14, 2019
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pinky-wanker

Tiny wee-wee, typically seen in sentences relating to cold weather.
He was playing in the snow with his pinky-wanker out
by HURGALBURGAL January 11, 2025
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weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.
Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.
by Brady boio March 1, 2019
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Wanker

Dick in bum wanker
Hehr wanker
by Hahahehrkdkemjsjahhahah October 4, 2020
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Castle wanker

To communaly Ijacuculate in the attempt of building a cum castle
Hey' Harry, that guy's a real intuitive castle wanker
by Not.me.definitely January 2, 2022
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