Varsity

Someone who is a total badass and rocks...

They also spout off random sayings like, "I touch my Ngage late at night! - I'm the next hitler - Perform fellatio or die bitch!"

... That guy is such a varsity...

by Vars September 11, 2004

Vargasm

When the attempt at intercourse with a girl fails, this is the resultant reaction that happens when by himself in his room with his hand which he nicknamed "Stacy"

Loser 1: Dude, that girl just left yesterday

Loser 2: So what did you do?

Loser 1: I went back to my room and had a private session with "Stacy"... I had the best Vargasm

Loser 2: wtf, did you just describe you touching yourself to me?

Loser 1: yea... my bad

by Chicagosfinest10 August 29, 2010

Vargism

A random thought, idea or story presented at an inappropriate time or place. The comment is generally out character from how the teller typically acts.

“Man, the other day he used a Vargism in order to get the woman at the cable company to get something done right"

by Cavedwellar May 23, 2007

Herb Vargo

Massive oblivious troll-bait

I am Herb Vargo? Wat happen?

by Coake March 26, 2009

Varsity Slacking

Sport started at the Amesbury High School in Amesbury, MA; game involved team members to be the best at doing nothing. The only thing team members are required to do is attend rallies in uniform, but even then, they wait til the last minute

I always wait til the last minute to do something, maybe I should be a Varsity Slacker

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

Variety fucker

Where a guy fucks, needs to fuck or wants to fuck different types on women. For example dark skin black,skin black, hispanic, blackette, brunette, blond, redette ect. for the novelity of each kind. Because each of there pussys look different ect.

John is a variety fucker.

by Deep blue 2012 September 26, 2009

varkas

usually a street term, where i live in boston, it means homo, fag, or faggot

your so fucking varkas!

by tyrel johnson February 21, 2007