Take a rubber glove, squirt some oil or grease into it. Wrap your pillow around it, and tie it together with a belt. Now go ahead and fuck the everliving shit out of it. This is the only form of sexual gratification that many non-gay inmates get.
Yo man, I was all set to go out on that date with Mandy Moore, untill she found that jailhouse vagina in the backseat of my car and dumped me.
by The noodler September 10, 2004
by PistonHonda March 28, 2005
by Anonymous April 04, 2003
by hellomynameiskelly:) November 01, 2010
The female juices that remain on a man's penis after a slam-fuck session, which often becomes crusty if not washed off the penis with immediacy.
That bitch's vagina sludge is all over my dick because I didnt wash my penis off immediately after that slam-fuck session last night.
by Jspizzle June 15, 2010
The back of a woman’s neck that when rubbed or fingered like a vagina causes pleasure. The neck vagina is often massaged during kissing or as a precursor to sexual activities.
Paul played with Kim’s neck vagina in an effort to get farther into Kim’s pants. Kim’s neck vagina felt good when Paul rubbed it.
by freznel January 25, 2009
Chick: "OMG, that guy was so gross he made my vagina want to vomit."
Yucky guy: "Hey momma you wanna come back to my place and do it?"
Hot/Not deperate chick: "GROSS, my vagina vomited at the idea of sex with you!"
Yucky guy: "Hey momma you wanna come back to my place and do it?"
Hot/Not deperate chick: "GROSS, my vagina vomited at the idea of sex with you!"
by Jennfu February 06, 2007