ur mom

someone i fucked last night

person: were you at my house last night?
me: yes, i was in ur mom’s room

by November 09, 2021

ur mom

a fine ass women i slept with last night

"Q=what did u eat today?. A=ur mom"

by Iamshy4u August 26, 2021

ur mom

a joke that is over used (like your mom)

ur mom gey

by itami_shiina October 03, 2021

ur mom

A very nice lady :)

ur mom is a very nice person

by TheHylian12 August 11, 2019

Ur Mom

An insult 3rd graders say to eachother.

Kid 1: You’re Fat!

Kid 2: Ur Mom!!

Kid 3: Ur dad died

I heard ur mom is so fat she tripped everytime she walked

by XxMegaDestroyer69420xX October 14, 2019

ur mom

milfy lady, massive tits, 10/10 nwould reccomnentd.

yo i wnna fuck ur mom

no. ur 12.

why not bro?

stfu steven.

by 『𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕧𝕖𝟘𝟙』URMOM October 16, 2021

Ur mom

“Ur mom” is a come back that you can’t come back from.

Person one:” imagine cheating on a test ” person two:”imagine ur mom cheating on your dad”

by Lol, ur grandma March 28, 2023