Russian toilet

Having to choose between two or more toilet doors while an exhausted colleague is washing his/her hands in shame, running the risk of being fumigated by fecal gasses.

I just found myself in a Russian toilet situation. The odds where 4 to 1 and I lost.

by Lextra November 28, 2011

Toilet paper

Its an ass-wipe

by Hlyn Eyb September 15, 2003

Toilet Humper

A very dirty person or a slut.

Dude she is a toilet humper, she smells like a fish hatchery.

by MusicmanKB October 11, 2006

Toilet Time

The extremely important time of the normal man's day when he sits his rear end on a clean toilet to participate in a number 2. During toilet time the man may use his IPod, read a book, or make random noises while thinking about important matters such as bills, work, school, girls, and/or video games.

"After such a long day I couldn't wait for Toilet Time so that I could get it all sorted out."

by Pvt Duct Tape November 18, 2009

toilet stuffer

Toilet stuffer, a somewhat derogatory term used to describe any spieces of small, annoying, loud, obnoxious dog, that when is in the process of being eliminated via the flush appliance, gets stuck. Colour of fur is not important, but compression resistance of curly hair would consequently qualify smaller dogs to this classification.

That barking, loud, little shitzu is about to become a toilet stuffer!

by Darryl Mabee December 27, 2005

Toiletable

Something that is able to be flushed down a toilet.

"Yo girl you can't be dropping your nasty ass tampons in the toilet they ain't toiletable."

by Ginger and Joker March 6, 2010

Toilet suppressor

A small amount of toilet paper floating just above the waters surface so when one needs to Bomb Korea it doesn't make a loud splashing noise.

"I had to take a dump and I didn't want anyone to here me so I used a toilet suppressor".

by jobflobadobYob November 10, 2010