Toe-slammer

A person who is funny but rude. A person who makes you laugh and then cry.

She was a real toe-slammer.

by loatgoat December 19, 2018

Toes Hunting

The primitive urge to chop toes off a living human.

Lunatic : I'm hungry, i must go Toes Hunting.

by Demofisher December 30, 2021

Toes the condition

Toes The Condition
Turn you're toes turn into a third nut

he tried to touch his toes
but touched his third nut

The boys toes got touched in school and the toes crawled up his leg

Toes the Condition

by TerryTheFag October 27, 2022

toe licker

eats toes.toesyum

gucci.toe licker

by peanutbuttersticks June 3, 2020

Toe Hitch

When a man with abnormally large big toes inserts one into another mans asshole.

Sometimes toe hitching is used to successfully push hemerroids back in.

Jeff toe hitched Ray in the pool.

by Toasty Faggot July 8, 2018

Head to toe

a person who you would lick from the head to the toe. up and down

Damn that girl is valid den a mug she is head to toe

by YasielPuigMittSimney May 9, 2023

toe cruncher

When you bite on toes and they make a crunch sound

James:Did you see her nice ass feet?!
Jake: yea she let me toe crunch her

James:Damnn you toe cruncher

by Dudetinkletoes November 17, 2018