Blue Waffle

Something you don’t want to fuck.

I heard Sarah had a blue waffle.

by JesseTzx February 19, 2020

waffle goblin

A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.

Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!

by Sim dragon December 10, 2019

Nutella waffle

To engage in anal sex then soon afterward engage in traditional sex with the poop coated penis (the Nutella) inside the female vagina (waffle)

Dude I nutella waffled your mom so hard last night.

by Skylerlikesmen April 6, 2015

Waffle-chops

Someone who talks incessantly about nothing in particular.

"Who are you on about? Oh you mean old waffle-chops sat downstairs"

"They can never shut up, such a waffle-chops."

by Captain Fishbone May 16, 2017

midget waffle

Male midgets stacked on top of each other, naked, where ones midgets dick is stuck in the other midgets ass. Like a stack of waffles. Must be a minimum of 3 midgets.

These dudes all standing together like a giant midget waffle.

by StagHunter December 31, 2019

waffle dog

Hot dog on a skewer cooked in waffle batter. Similar to a corndog but has waffle instead of cornbread. Made famous by Zaguate Food Tuk

The kids went bonkers when they learned they could put chocolate and syrup on their waffle dog!

by Lil Pepper Pants March 5, 2020

wacky waffle

When you take a shower start beating your meat, shit yourself and then waffle stomp your shit down the drain!

Jerry did a wacky waffle in the shower last night.

by shaman _u1trastrong January 7, 2021