cunthead chris

Chris is that guy who is a bit of a cunthead, he is usually classed as a willey muncher
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chris crocker

An openly gay man (who thinks of himself as a woman) who has recently become famous on Youtube for his video crying and having a breakdown about people criticizing Britney Spears' horrible VMA 2007 performance.
Have you heard about Chris Crocker?
Yeah, that guy/girl/thing really is a wacko, isn't it?
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chris crocker

The creepiest man on youtube. Also a very gay guy. He needs his meds.
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Chris Benoit

Was a wrestler for the now-gay WWE. He was a great wrestler the whole time he's been in. He had a special move called the Crippler crossface, a grappling move that has made many people tap out in his career. He is a 3-time WWE U.S. Champion, a 4-time WWE Intercontinental champion, and the winner of the 2004 Royal Rumble.
He first entered the WCW in 1992, ECW in 1994, back too the WCW in 1995, then the WWF/WWE in 2000.

At first, the cause of Benoit's sudden change was thought to be anger caused by steroids, but now, that is no longer a valid reason.
Chris Benoit was a good man. Nobody knows why he would have killed his family.
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chris brown

(954) 226 7343
Chris brown should not be forgiven
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Chris Hansen

The most badass man in the world.
The host of NBCs To Catch A Predator.
He tells Pedos to take a seat over there.
The only man that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
The Ultimate Spy hunter, when someone yells spy he shows up punches the spy and tells them to take a seat.
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land, but Chris Hansen goes swimming in the SUN!!!
The only man that can defeat the predator is Chris Hansen!
Chris Hansen can make your head explode just by looking at you.
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Chris Daughtry

Christopher Jacob Daughtry is married with two stepchildren: a daughter who was born circa 1998 and a son who was born circa 2000, from his wife's previous marriage.

In a segment on the 2006 season of American Idol, Daughtry revealed that he is balding and maintains a shaved head in an effort to retain an aesthetically pleasing appearance.

Chris Daughtry is originally from Lasker, North Carolina, an town in the northeastern region of the state. He and his family moved to Virginia when he was a teenager. According to the Richmond Times-Dispatch, Daughtry graduated from Fluvanna County High School in Palmyra, Virginia in the class of 1998.

He is the lead singer of the rock band Absent Element, a band based in Raleigh with at least two self-produced CDs, a wide following and airplay on Raleigh's WBBB 96.1 FM contemporary rock station. He works as a service advisor with a car dealership in Greensboro, North Carolina as a day job.

Inspired by Bo Bice, Daughtry auditioned for American Idol in Denver, Colorado with Joe Cocker's "The Letter"; he was portrayed as a young rocker with Southern and hard rock influences. He passed the audition by a split decision: approved by Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson, disapproved by Simon Cowell. Simon felt that Chris at that time was too robotic.

On March 1, 2006, Daughtry's "raw" performance of Fuel's "Hemorrhage (In My Hands)" received critical acclaim by all three judges. On March 3, 2006, Jackson stated in an interview that Daughtry had been offered the opportunity to become Fuel's new lead singer. On May 11, 2006, the day following his Idol departure, Extra reported that Fuel had offered Daughtry the position as their lead singer

Daughtry has also played guitar on Idol in group performances.

Daughtry was in the final four, on May 10, 2006, and in a shocker was eliminated from the competition. After Ryan Seacrest announced Chris was going home that night, he asked Daughtry if he was surprised. An obviously stunned Daughtry could only utter, "Yes".

There has been some controversy regarding the accuracy of the vote count on the night Daughtry was eliminated. Many fans say they called to vote and heard a recording of Katharine McPhee and Elliott Yamin thanking them for their vote, but not one for Chris Daughtry.

Why does Daughty think that he was voted off? In a recent interview, he said that he thought he got voted off because his fans were "overconfident" in him so they didn't call and vote. Whatever happened, the judges, fans everywhere, and even the other contestant in the bottom two that night, Kathrine McPhee, were stunned.
Even though Chris Daughtry isn't the technical American Idol, he is the REAL American Idol.
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