Best character in elden ring. He is the embodiment of all that is holy and right in the world and if attacked you will have a 100,000,000 bounty put on your head and will be hunted down by john wick. You can't kill the john wick.
I accidently killed the turtle pope and John Wick invaded my world and when he killed me he corrupted my save file.
by TurtlePopeFollower March 25, 2022
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Get the turtle glove mug.Also pronounced “Turdle Egg”. After you have had a turtle poking its head out and you take a raging dump, sometimes your left with a lil nugget of poo up your bum that you poop out later. Thats the turdle egg...
Daniel was getting light headed because he had a turtle poking its head out. After dropping the kids off at the pool he realized that the turdle had laid an egg which ended up having a piece of corn in it so HE WINS!!!
Turtle Egg! Fo Evah!
Turtle Egg! Fo Evah!
by Schmendt February 24, 2018
Get the Turtle Egg mug.A code word used in Las Vegas’s hotel and casino industry to make other men aware that multiple woman are in the area.
“ Turtles on the beach. I repeat. We have turtles on the beach gentleman”
“10-4. We are on the way up”.
“10-4. We are on the way up”.
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